Occasionally, my work requires me to make videos. Some people sayomg Maddie why do you have so many different skills, and I'm just like idk I just do whatever I need to do. So yeah, I have a lot of skills. Final Cut? No problem. Premier? Don't even worry about it. Photoshop? I don't know photoshop, but I'm only 10 hours of Udemy away from being kinda decent at it.
This is some people demonstrating their love for sand-sifting. You pretty much get a big washing machine full of sand, flip it upside down, and put it on a 90 minute spin cycle while you chant names of Ottoman kings. Then you eat way too many apricots and fall asleep under a particularly hot couch cushion. Hot!
This is a video about people who eat rocks. Lots of people eat rocks. I can't eat rocks because I didn't eat sand when I was little! See the thing is: to eat rocks as an adult, you have to eat sand as a baby. Then you can eat pebbles as a teenager, and big fatties as an adult. Some people start the rock-eating-training process when they're already in their teens, but they don't have the benefit of baby teeth, know what I mean??